1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,660 I did it. I'm going to plead guilty and have this over with. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,680 You will remain for sentencing in seven weeks. 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:11,420 You were defending your daughter like any good mother would. That's what I 4 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:15,820 about you. That it is a tragedy that you have given up on your kids. That you 5 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:18,500 can't be arsed fighting for them or me. 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,920 So this vacating my plea is too late? 7 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:22,600 No. Let's do it then. 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,460 I need a job and I need to earn something. 9 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,100 Pay's lousy now as a crap. 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,240 Yeah, I knew you'd come to your feet. 11 00:00:32,259 --> 00:00:36,400 Man, whoever said it was easy running a homecoming in Korea is so lying. 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,140 Ow! And by Korea, you do mean the pity job that Wayne gave you, right? 13 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,760 Weren't you supposed to set the table? If I thought you were going to cook 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,760 something edible, I might. 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,400 How's Mum? 16 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,800 Well, she's, uh, happy. 17 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:52,279 Define happy. 18 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,960 You're not supposed to be happy while you're in prison. 19 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,000 That'll be because some butch -type prison guard has made her a bitch. 20 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,420 What? Oh, Grandpa's been watching Vintage Horning. 21 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,160 With Nairi way to daughters, I have to fill the time somehow. 22 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,319 Not when I'm doing the laundry, you don't. 23 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,620 What? You're watching porn downstairs in my office. 24 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:08,980 I wiped up afterwards. 25 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:12,640 Prison vixens on heat. You should watch it. All you need to know about bloody 26 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,460 life. Cheryl's not in anyone's bed. 27 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:17,300 Why, she'd be happy if she's not getting a rope munch. Well, she has her 28 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:18,300 reasons. 29 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:20,940 What did Bailey say about the change of plea application? 30 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:26,980 Why are you more interested in Mary Watney than me? 31 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,880 I know where this is heading. 32 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:29,940 No, you don't. 33 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:31,440 You know Scary Mary? 34 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:32,559 Scary Mary? 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,760 Yeah, that's what we call her in here. 36 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:37,800 She did knock me out once when I arrested her brother. Good right hook. 37 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,640 Yeah, she's some psycho. 38 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,940 Got it in for Deb. Deb. 39 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:43,700 Nice girl. 40 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:44,760 Not too bright. 41 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,420 Dodgy taste in a boyfriend. 42 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,580 Cheryl, I know you're bored. 43 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,900 No, I'm not. 44 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,620 Oh, dear. 45 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:52,699 Oh, yeah. 46 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:53,700 What? 47 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:59,780 Do not start meddling with other people's lives. I do not meddle. 48 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,080 Oh, shit. 49 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:09,280 She found a whole new family. One who can't get away from her. 50 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:10,919 God help them. 51 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:13,220 I still think the rug munching's on the cards. 52 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,700 Hey, get a load of this. 53 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,980 Oh boy, that's definitely a load. 54 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,360 Well, not that I could do that. 55 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,160 My big fat belly meant I can't bend over anymore. 56 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,440 Oh, don't worry, honey. Monty will be able to take you like that again soon. 57 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:02,920 Morning, ladies. 58 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:07,860 Shit, it's over. 59 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,200 So, why is there a big black cock on the computer? 60 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,800 It's kind of like a screensaver. 61 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,160 I don't pay to watch porn. 62 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:17,510 We call it research. 63 00:03:17,690 --> 00:03:19,230 I don't care what you call it. You're here to work. 64 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:21,010 We've done everything that needs to be done. 65 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,830 Current orders are shipped and up to date. 66 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:24,230 Paperwork's sorted and filed. 67 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:25,610 So design something. 68 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:28,670 I've got designs for Africa. Unless you've changed your mind about the new 69 00:03:28,670 --> 00:03:32,350 range. We're not making hoochie mama for kids. Oh, but cute little bubba 70 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:34,390 outfits. No, there's no money in it. 71 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,270 Well, there's nothing left for corn. 72 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,450 And booze, but only after lunch. Want something to do? 73 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:40,230 Follow up these unpaid accounts. 74 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:43,150 Driftly speaking, that's your job. No, I'm making it your job. 75 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,940 You're my fucking manager. Just do it. Okay, okay. 76 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,800 Calm down. I'll be there soon. 77 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:57,020 It's only an hour ten, but they didn't muck about in those days. 78 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:01,960 From the lady judge with the grudge to the gangbang climax, they set a new 79 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,060 benchmark in the girl -on -girl genre. 80 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,179 What are you doing? 81 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:06,180 Sporing up. 82 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:07,740 Grandpa, this is my office. 83 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:10,940 It was my screening room before it was your office, and you're off now. 84 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:12,260 Yeah, I'll be back. 85 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,400 We can wait if you want. 86 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,000 No, I don't want... 87 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:19,390 Oh, you're in for a real treat here, Sonny Jim. 88 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:21,490 Since when did he get to be Sonny Jim? 89 00:04:21,769 --> 00:04:24,010 Since he showed an interest in the golden age of cinema. 90 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,710 But he's Hayden Poofter Peters. 91 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,210 I'm taking him in hand. 92 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:28,410 Not literally. 93 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:32,670 So you're seriously going to sit down here and watch Prison Vixens on heat 94 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:33,649 my grandpa? 95 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:35,570 Yeah. It was the general plan. 96 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:39,270 Okay. I know you're of a similar generation, but does that not strike you 97 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:40,330 both sad and wrong? 98 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,470 It has got Foxy Morgan in it. 99 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,690 Who? Really, you're trying to educate me? 100 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:48,110 She's like a living legend. 101 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:51,450 She's the Meryl Streep of porn. 102 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:52,850 Oh, does she do accents? 103 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:55,310 She can do things with her twat you wouldn't believe. 104 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:57,550 That's the thing with a widescreen. 105 00:04:58,290 --> 00:04:59,630 You really get the full impact. 106 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:00,890 Oh, OK. 107 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,010 I'm gone. 108 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:05,750 Make sure you pack up when you're finished. 109 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:07,570 Lovely job, Lee. 110 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:11,130 Yeah, 111 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:12,590 might give that a missed tip. 112 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,530 Don't be a nancy all your life. 113 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,950 I've got a hotel of their own here. 114 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:46,390 Get slapped. 115 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:47,590 Yeah, love. 116 00:05:49,410 --> 00:05:50,410 That was mine. 117 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:52,450 No, no, it was hers. You took it, so I gave it back. 118 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:53,970 It's not crunchy, only smooth. 119 00:05:54,510 --> 00:05:58,230 Oh, my heart bleeds for you. You're the one who's going to end up bleeding soon, 120 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:02,850 bitch. I've seen off worse trolls than you, Mary, so why don't you be a good 121 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:06,450 girl, leave Debs the fuck alone, sit down, eat your breakfast. 122 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,510 You think you run this place just because you killed a cop? 123 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:11,570 Up yourself, cow. 124 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:14,710 At least I'm not a fat, stupid slag who gets her kicks picking on people who 125 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:15,710 can't fight back. 126 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,330 Fuck you. 127 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:27,050 Fuck you, you bully. 128 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:30,470 Pick on someone you're on your side next time, you fucking bully. 129 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:36,570 I heard you pegged as brighter than this, Cheryl. 130 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:38,030 You know what I've got to say about bullies? 131 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,000 It's a prison that's full of bullies. Are you going to take on each and every 132 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,780 one? Not if I can help it. Well, that's a relief, because I really do prefer 133 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,360 things nice and quiet. Yeah, that's working for you. 134 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,100 You had something to say? 135 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,620 Well, look, there's peace and quiet, and then there's a whole bunch of women out 136 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:54,620 there dying of boredom. 137 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:55,940 Well, it's a remand prison. 138 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,420 What do you expect, day trips to the zoo? 139 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,280 Well, I just think there are some things you could be doing around here. 140 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,580 You're telling me how to run my prison? 141 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:07,020 No, no, I've just noticed some stuff, that's all. Uh -huh. 142 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,300 A bit more variety on the breakfast spreads wouldn't hurt for starters. I 143 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,300 they're always running out of peanut butter, but that's not the most 144 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:18,400 thing compared to the boredom. I mean, that's where your real trouble starts. 145 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,700 Thank you for that insight. I'm not getting at you. I just, you know, the 146 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:22,700 could do with a bit of entertainment. 147 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,480 Maybe we could put on a musical. 148 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:33,400 Look, I'm just saying, if you want me, say, to organise something just for an 149 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,920 evening, I might have just the thing. 150 00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:40,370 Companies to host... This would be the company you had before you killed the 151 00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:41,370 police officer. 152 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,850 Innocent until proven guilty. 153 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:49,110 Last time I looked, you were guilty awaiting sentencing. I'm changing my 154 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:51,370 Oh, that's very noble of you. 155 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:54,910 Now, you might think you're a wee bit special, Cheryl West, the cop killer. 156 00:07:55,510 --> 00:07:58,550 But as far as I'm concerned, you're no different to any of the others. 157 00:07:59,530 --> 00:08:00,530 So pull your head in. 158 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:06,270 Yeah, okay, I'll have a word. But you may have noticed that once she gets an 159 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:07,730 idea in her head, it's kind of hard to shift. 160 00:08:08,010 --> 00:08:09,010 What's Slutty done now? 161 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:12,030 Something about hitting another prisoner with a breakfast tray. 162 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:16,150 That'll be when she was fighting back as the head bulldog was trying to climb 163 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:18,070 her. Grandpa, this is my mother you're talking about. 164 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,710 Your mother once, someone's girlfriend now. 165 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:22,650 Prison Vixens on Heat is not a documentary. 166 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:24,290 You'll see. Okay, thanks, Bailey. 167 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:27,490 You do what you can and I'll do what I can. Yep, sir. 168 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,470 He was in the shower, wasn't he? 169 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,290 What? Cheryl and the bulldog? 170 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,429 Why would there be a breakfast tray in the shower, Grandpa? 171 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,970 Your mother is bloody lucky she's locked away in prison. Otherwise, I would 172 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:37,949 strangle her. 173 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,650 Can't she keep out other people's shit? 174 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,490 Wayne, you know the answer to that. 175 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:44,750 I mean, how hard can it be? Keep quiet, keep your head down, get out of that 176 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,230 hole. Before some lesbian guard sticks the trunk shut up. Grandpa! 177 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:54,230 Hey, Cheryl. 178 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:56,710 Hey. Hey, thanks for before, eh? 179 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:58,230 Oh, no worries. 180 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:01,950 I wish I could be more like you. 181 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:06,910 Just don't let it get to you, okay? 182 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,530 It's lucky I won't be in here long. Eh? 183 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:14,390 Aren't you in here for possession of meth, for supply? 184 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:19,050 Yeah, but Brock says they go much easier on women, so I'll probably just get 185 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:19,909 home D. 186 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:20,910 It's a Class A drug. 187 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,730 Yeah, but I haven't got any convictions. 188 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:25,570 Yeah, but you were supplying a Class A drug. 189 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,150 No, I wasn't. 190 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,090 What are you in here for, then? 191 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,140 I was holding them for Brock. 192 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,400 Right. 193 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,480 Because they go so much easier on women. 194 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:38,400 Exactly. You've got yourself a real winner there, Deb. 195 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,020 I reckon. 196 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:44,600 He dumped you in it because he was too thick and shit to take the fall himself. 197 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,879 No, he's not. 198 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,900 And no, he didn't. 199 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,420 I offered to take the drugs to my place when Brock said the cops were after him. 200 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:54,000 What the fuck did you do a fool thing like that for? 201 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,760 If he says everything's going to be sweet, then I believe him. Well, maybe 202 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,760 time you... 203 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,740 You don't know anything. Yeah, right. Well, you'll have at least five years to 204 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:04,740 work that one out, Deb. 205 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,360 Fuck you, Cheryl. 206 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,880 Stay out of my business. 207 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:15,480 Yeah, well, I'm really sorry you had to cancel your trip to Fiji, Kevin. 208 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,240 But when do you think you can pay us? 209 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:22,460 Yeah, yeah, you said that before, so I'm taking it as not at any time soon then. 210 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,540 Yeah, nice talking to you too. 211 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:31,090 Kevin reckons the love connection's about to go under. Oh, and I saw him 212 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:33,610 week with his tramp of a girlfriend and she just got new implants in Thailand. 213 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:37,030 But she was already a double D. Yeah, but she's a double G now. 214 00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:41,410 Bitch! And there he was, almost crying down the phone. 215 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:42,710 You fucking wanker. 216 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,350 Bullshit, Alice. 217 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:50,970 Oh, let's really give him something to cry about. 218 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,030 Cheryl, I need you to read this. 219 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,280 What, all of it? 220 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,080 Yep, all of it. 221 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,340 Why? 222 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,480 So that if the judge happens to ask you a question, you can respond how we want. 223 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,840 Why would the judge want to ask me a question? 224 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,300 About your previous lawyer? 225 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:09,700 Yes, he was great. 226 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,720 No, no, he wasn't. He was. 227 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,860 Cheryl, you need to concentrate on what I'm saying. 228 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:21,540 Hey, this isn't a done deal. You don't just walk in and go, Whoops, Your 229 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,540 we forgot to say not before we said guilty. 230 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:25,990 Look, you didn't know what you were doing. 231 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,250 Oh, yes, I did. 232 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:30,010 No. Look, Des put you wrong. 233 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,770 And this is a serious miscarriage of justice. 234 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,990 Look, he's being a sport about this. You have to play along. 235 00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:38,590 I'm reading this. 236 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,350 Yes. Okay, I'm one condition. 237 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:45,450 Sorry? There's a girl in here. Debs. Short for Deborah, I guess. Last name 238 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:46,750 Blaymore, but you can work that out. 239 00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:51,990 Can you check the case against her? This stupid girl is taking the rap. No. 240 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:53,270 What do you mean, no? 241 00:11:54,510 --> 00:11:57,650 This is the rest of your life we're talking about here, Cheryl. 242 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:01,230 I'm not wasting time on some kid you feel sorry for. 243 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:03,350 Just read the bloody thing. 244 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:07,350 Now, you have these people you need to ring, and did you talk to Mr Cooper? 245 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:13,210 Yes, I saw Mr Cooper. And did you tell Mr Cooper that it was his father -in 246 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,690 that was taking all the petty cash? 247 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:15,990 Yes, I told him. 248 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,930 So I knew it. And I've been thinking. 249 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:19,870 What? 250 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,910 Well, the next time you need somebody to watch somebody... You've got your 251 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,370 seminars. Well, I've only got one this week. And all you have to do is watch 252 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,370 people to see if they're dodgy. And I have got loads of experience watching 253 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,550 dodgy people from living with Loretta and Grandpa my whole life. No, you're 254 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:35,530 licensed. I thought the whole point of having me was to lessen your load. 255 00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:40,210 Well, you are, by filing and answering the phone. Being the eye candy. 256 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,410 Don't worry, there's way more to me than eye candy. 257 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:44,510 Well, you've also got a sexy phone, man. 258 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,110 So, can I go now? 259 00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:49,250 If you say you'll think about it. I thought about it, and no. 260 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,230 Man, he so does not get my potential. 261 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:58,270 Fuck off! 262 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:02,730 That's so. Didn't you get the message last time? It's off, Blackpuss. Get away 263 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:04,910 from her. I'm just trying to get through to this girl, that's all. Yeah, 264 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,270 whatever. Now, fuck off. 265 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:10,130 You fuck off. She needs to realise her old man's shacked up with someone else. 266 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,230 It's bullshit. He is not. Yeah, it's all right, love. It's true. Yeah, and you 267 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:16,190 love making this poor kid cry, don't you? He's with my slut of a cousin, 268 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,229 and she told me herself. 269 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,830 Yeah, well, Shayla's a lying bitch. And they're both laughing at you right now, 270 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:23,130 being stupid enough to take the rap for him. Okay, enough. 271 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,310 He wouldn't do that. 272 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,350 He loves me. Yeah. 273 00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:35,749 He does. 274 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,530 Yeah, he does love you. He does. 275 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,790 It's all right. God, I miss alcohol. 276 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:42,470 Once it might kill you all, it's wrong. You need it. 277 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:45,590 There better be a bloody good reason for you dragging me down here instead of 278 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:47,010 being at work. We are at work. 279 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:52,350 Don't dig me around. We just wanted to tell you that we are O for awesome. And 280 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:53,269 for excellent. 281 00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:55,790 Guess who got the love connection to pay their bill? In full. In cash. 282 00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:00,130 How'd you do that? By being O for awesome and X for absolute. 283 00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,050 Hi, Kevin. 284 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,110 Hi, Kevin. 285 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,130 Hi, Kevin. 286 00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:10,670 Of course, we've got the same old bullshit story. 287 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:13,970 But there's a world of difference between that and lying to two beautiful, 288 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,510 determined women in the flesh. 289 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,990 We know you've got the money. 290 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,010 And I've got kids and dogs and bills to pay. 291 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,510 So hand it over before things get ugly. 292 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:25,510 Rochelle. 293 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,970 We don't generally threaten our clients. 294 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:31,390 Well, it just depends on what you threaten them with. 295 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:36,870 You see, Pacey here is pregnant. 296 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,590 Very. Pregnant. 297 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:42,090 And she needs the money you owe us to buy things for her humble baby. 298 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,590 Are you okay, sweet? 299 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:50,030 It's probably just one of those Brixton Hacks contractions. 300 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:52,150 Maybe she'll have the baby here, Kevin. 301 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,710 On your shop floor. 302 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,290 All that mess. 303 00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,520 that lady go into labour while she waited for the money that you... Oh, my 304 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,660 Kim! It's all right. It's just my friend here in labour. 305 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,260 He went for that shit. 306 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,880 Well, Casey was very convincing. 307 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:28,990 He offered us a check, but we said we preferred cash. 308 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,990 Well, good work. 309 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:37,730 Not so useless now, are we? And we've still got two more places to hit this 310 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,110 afternoon. Oh, well. 311 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:40,410 Go for it, girls. 312 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:41,830 Make me proud. 313 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,790 Pascal's actually working out all right. Not that I'd tell her, though. 314 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,670 So I gave her the bash instead to knock some sense into her. 315 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,010 Right. 316 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,190 Why do I bother? 317 00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:58,770 Sorry, it's just them. 318 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,570 You see that loser over there, Brock? 319 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:05,690 What does he mean? I need you to check up on him, the boyfriend. 320 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,970 Oh, God. No, no, no, I need to know. 321 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:12,330 No, you don't. His name's Brock Henley, I think, but he's shagging Mary's 322 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,830 cousin, Shayla, or so Mary says. 323 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:18,510 Well, good luck to him. No, that stupid girl, she loves him so much, she's 324 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,910 taking the rap for him. 325 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:23,510 I mean, if he's screwing around on her, then she deserves to know. 326 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,990 Because it'll make her life so much better in here? No, because she believes 327 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:28,990 loves her. 328 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,250 Spinning her all this crap. 329 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,830 Stupid girl needs to come to her senses. 330 00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:34,989 You know what? 331 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:39,210 I don't give a shit about procs or dips. I care about you. How many times have I 332 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,050 told you to pull your head in and mind your own fucking business? 333 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,490 Who knew it was bloody possible she's even more frustrating inside than she 334 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:49,129 out here? 335 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,630 Prison does strange things to the female mind. 336 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:52,830 Don't you start. 337 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,500 She just cares about people, that's all. 338 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,000 The licky lick begins. 339 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:59,280 It's probably because she's worried about herself that she's worried about 340 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,480 and Brock singing. 341 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:01,840 Henley. 342 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,900 So this, um, Shayla Chick, she's a what in there, right? 343 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,640 Oh, no, Pascal, no, you don't. What? 344 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,900 What is it with you West women sticking your nose where they're not bloody 345 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,819 wanted, and don't you even think about going there? 346 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,020 Well, I could just make a few discreet inquiries. 347 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,118 What, you? 348 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,280 Yeah, work experience, and it'll keep Mum happy. 349 00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:27,369 No. The less she knows, the less she has to get bloody racked up about it. Stay 350 00:17:27,369 --> 00:17:28,910 out of it. Okay, okay. 351 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:32,350 Your mother will be racked up enough as it is with all the testing she's 352 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:33,350 getting. Oh! 353 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,130 Right, that's it. No bloody dinner for you. 354 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,650 Who would have figured? 355 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,610 We are so, so hot. 356 00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,490 Do you think it's safe having all that cash in the rusty nail? 357 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:47,630 Well, maybe not while Loretta's here. 358 00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:50,930 Ha -ha. Anyone takes this money from us, then we will take it right back, 359 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,270 because that's what we do. 360 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,850 Booyah! Because you're so scary. 361 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:57,690 Because I have baby belly and she has amazing tits. 362 00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,150 No, you do, haven't you? 363 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,830 Yeah. Two weapons that have always put the fear of God into me. No, seriously. 364 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,150 We've found our calling. 365 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:08,390 Oh, I didn't know there was a church for flappers. Just ignore her. She's weird 366 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,090 and we are the coolest. Oh, yeah. 367 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,370 Oh, yeah. 368 00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,290 Where'd you get the cash? 369 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,200 Well, we've been going around all these places that owe Hootie money, and 370 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,860 everyone's coughed up. There's something about being asked to pony up by a 371 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:21,900 pregnant woman with her attractive friend at her side as I can be. 372 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,480 people just can't refuse her. Hang on. 373 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,640 Are you two Jethro standover bitches? 374 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,480 Did you just call us bitches? 375 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,540 I think Loretta was saying she's impressed. 376 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,220 Is he paying you for this? 377 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,020 Duh. Loretta, we already work for Hootie. 378 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,580 Yeah, 379 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,160 but shouldn't you be getting a cut of all the money you recoup, especially 380 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,160 you're taking all the risk? 381 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,840 I mean... 382 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,380 If Mr Big Fat Tidehouse hired an actual debt collection agency to do his dirty 383 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,720 work, they'd be on a commission. 384 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,100 Just something to think about. 385 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,940 You've really got no qualms about throwing up shit for your brother, do 386 00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:58,940 he's a wanker, isn't he? 387 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,080 Shit. 388 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,020 I'm impressed. 389 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,140 Don't sound so surprised. 390 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,860 You want us to carry on, get the rest? 391 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:08,639 Of course. 392 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,080 In that case, we need to talk. 393 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:11,740 About our cut. 394 00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:14,679 Your cut of what? 395 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,420 The money. We deserve a cut of everything we collect. 396 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:21,440 Okay, but the money that you're collecting is owed to the company that 397 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,040 wages. So effectively, you already get a cut. 398 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:28,460 When? When I pay your wages. No, this is over and above what we normally do for 399 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,680 Hoochie Mama. So what, I should just pay you guys to sit around on your fat 400 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,680 arses watching porn? 401 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,300 Are you saying our arses are fat? No. Well, it sounded like it to me. 402 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:41,030 You did hurt my arse! It's because I'm pregnant, all right. You know, there's 403 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,050 extra pint of blood, and then there's all the fluids. 404 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:47,030 Look, it was a figure of speech. It was a speech about our figures. Look, I'm 405 00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:48,030 sorry. 406 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:51,810 Okay? I really appreciate what you guys are doing. It's just not enough to cut 407 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:55,290 us or our fat asses in. Because I already pay your wages. 408 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,610 So that's a no, then. 409 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:57,810 Yes. 410 00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:01,690 Well, excuse us if we take our fat asses somewhere else. Back to work would be 411 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,490 good. Fat or not, you're still watching them as they walk out the door, aren't 412 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,490 you? No, actually. 413 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:17,810 I thought you had a meeting with that guy from the Sea Scouts. Old job. 414 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,050 Done. Dusted. Why is your desk covered in this shit? 415 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,770 I was just going to tidy that up. 416 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,090 Why is it here at all? 417 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,830 Well, strictly speaking, it's evidence. 418 00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,190 Of what? 419 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,250 In the Henley -Rosney case. 420 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:37,910 I told you not to get involved. I wasn't going to, but then I thought it would 421 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:41,110 be really good practice, and then I was so glad I did, because they are so 422 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:42,110 busted. 423 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,480 I mean, finding Brock's address was the hardest part, but amazingly, it was 424 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,960 listed in the phone book, so... 425 00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:43,870 Do you want to see pictures? 426 00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,190 No, Pascal, you can't be doing this shit. 427 00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:49,330 But taking pictures as evidence is what we do. 428 00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,050 No, it's what I do. 429 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,940 Excuse me, but I have done a great job, and I think I've got more than enough 430 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,600 evidence to prove that Brock is a low -life maggot who dumped Deb for a Class 431 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,700 gag. Who is living there, by the way? 432 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,540 Exhibit A, an empty cami box, economy size. 433 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:13,040 And if that is not all, exhibit B, addressed to Shayla Watanay at 434 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,680 his address. She is getting her benefits. You stole their mail? 435 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,400 Well, if they're not going to bother taking it in, then they deserve to lose 436 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,060 It's illegal, Pascal. 437 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:24,200 And if Debs is one of those pathetic girls who don't realise they're in love 438 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,420 with a loser crim, I show her Exhibit C. 439 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:31,540 The other slut's undies straight off the line and that's your smoking gun right 440 00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:35,760 there. Okay, fine. It ends here and none of this shit gets anywhere near Cheryl. 441 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,580 You've already talked to Cheryl, haven't you? 442 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:45,300 Well... Here it is. My full written report. 443 00:22:51,409 --> 00:22:53,270 Oh, for God's sake, Pascal. 444 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,970 She was really grateful and appreciative of my work. 445 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:02,890 I'm really good at this detective stuff. 446 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:08,110 Well, I do have certain natural talents, and I'm pretty good at observing stuff. 447 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:10,110 Do you want to see this photo? 448 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:17,030 Thanks a bunch. It's really going to help. Look, I know that you think you 449 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:17,929 Mum, but... 450 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:21,810 So do I, and maybe all this interfering in other people's lives is to distract 451 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,650 her from her own life, to make her feel better. 452 00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:25,890 Yeah, maybe. 453 00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:28,210 And I did an awesome job, eh? 454 00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:30,010 Eh! 455 00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:36,410 It's so weird watching these complete strangers going hard at it. 456 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,310 I know that the guy is like a cheating manhunt, but he actually had quite a 457 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,670 bod, and then it made me think of you. 458 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,250 Yes? How? 459 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:47,190 Well, you know, in a... 460 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:52,240 It's so hard that you're in here and I'm out there and how lonely I get. 461 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,160 You want to sleep with other guys, is that what you're saying? 462 00:23:55,740 --> 00:24:01,560 No, I would never, ever cheat on you. Because I know that you would never, 463 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:02,620 ever cheat on me. 464 00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:04,980 Well, not in here. 465 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:07,620 Or ever. 466 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,880 No, never. 467 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:14,540 We're so much better than those losers, because you know what we've got? It's 468 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,060 just beautiful and... 469 00:24:16,570 --> 00:24:19,550 Special and spiritual, don't you think? Mm -hmm. 470 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:22,650 Mm -hmm. 471 00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:26,890 For sure. 472 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,050 Do you have any tissues? I think I'm out. 473 00:24:32,730 --> 00:24:33,730 Not on me. 474 00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:38,490 Okay. This could be a little bit awkward. 475 00:24:40,970 --> 00:24:42,250 You two want my advice. 476 00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:45,730 Don't get all la -di -da about it. They're like making smart aleck 477 00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:48,170 Oh, what is that then? Well, your brother's a rude prick. 478 00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:49,550 Tell me something I don't know. 479 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:52,070 We asked him for a cup, like you said, and he said no. 480 00:24:52,370 --> 00:24:53,370 Oh, color me shocked. 481 00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:55,610 And you said we had fat asses. And you so better not agree. 482 00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:59,010 Well, since when have I agreed with Jethro about anything? But why are you 483 00:24:59,090 --> 00:25:01,010 annoying me? I want to go back to him with a concrete proposal. 484 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:04,050 Does it involve encasing him in actual concrete? Because if so, you have my 485 00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:05,590 support. We want to know how much to ask for. 486 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,850 And, like, a percentage of what we collect. 487 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:10,610 Okay. 488 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,440 I can actually go one better than that. 489 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,800 How about I hire you to collect the money that I'm owed and I'll give you 490 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,800 cents in every dollar. 491 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,100 Fifteen. Ten. 492 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:23,920 But it's a few grand so your cut won't be small and it'll show Jethro that you 493 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,599 mean business. 494 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,720 Okay, so who's the mark? 495 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,759 The mark? 496 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,960 Who you want the money from? 497 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,420 Name? 498 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,240 Is Jethro West. 499 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:33,680 Yeah, but he's our boss. 500 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:37,800 Who said you had fat arses and who still owes me a shitload of money from 501 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,800 winding up excellence. 502 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,240 What do you reckon? 503 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,840 I suppose as long as we don't do it during O .G. Mama time. 504 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,980 Yeah, get lunch done. I know 505 00:25:46,980 --> 00:26:05,680 it's 506 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,380 shit, but it's important you know the truth. 507 00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:10,830 It helps to know what it's like. 508 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,470 I was in love with a guy like Bart once. 509 00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:18,030 Did a whole pile of shit for him, covered for him. 510 00:26:18,470 --> 00:26:22,390 Turned out he had this whole other family I didn't know anything about. 511 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:28,770 Just don't throw your life away on someone who's not worth it. 512 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:30,670 So what are you saying I should do? 513 00:26:30,910 --> 00:26:31,910 I don't know. 514 00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:35,830 Tell the truth about whose drugs they were. 515 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,430 To the cops. 516 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:41,780 You just don't deserve to be in here. 517 00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:44,600 But I love him. I know you do, sweetie. 518 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,060 Don't call me sweetie like I'm some sort of retard. 519 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,040 You're not. I'm not. That's just bullshit. 520 00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:54,020 Brock loves me. And he wants to marry me when I get out. Oh, Jesus, love. Fuck 521 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,500 you, you interfering bitch. 522 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,420 Help, you stupid girl. 523 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,500 Oh, yes. 524 00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:26,020 Is there something about you I should know, Cheryl, which explains why other 525 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:29,360 inmates keep attacking you? Trying to help someone, that's all. 526 00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:33,380 Trying to save the world, one life at a time. One life, one girl. 527 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,980 Big fucking mistake. 528 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,540 Well, I'm sorry if you find this place so boring you need to find ways to keep 529 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:40,440 yourself amused. No, no, no, that's not it. 530 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,640 Do not! Do not speak while I am speaking. 531 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,580 You will listen to me and you will not do anything that pisses me off or heaven 532 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:47,580 help me up. 533 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,240 You are not here to save people. 534 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:56,460 You are not here to crusade about breakfast spreads or boredom. You are 535 00:27:56,460 --> 00:28:00,300 because you killed a police officer and that is all you are to me, someone who 536 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,560 doesn't deserve the time of day. 537 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,660 Do not come to my attention ever again, do you understand? 538 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,880 Do you understand? 539 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,200 Didn't. 540 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,340 Good. 541 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,200 Now, we're heading in the right direction. 542 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:23,380 But, um, Mum was helping Debs. Why would she attack her? Bloody has that effect 543 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,159 on people. 544 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,600 Or maybe some people just don't want to be bloody help. 545 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,500 Or it could be foreplay. 546 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,540 Bloody West won't be the death of me. 547 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:37,680 My mummy. 548 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:41,059 What are you guys doing here? 549 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:44,800 Eating lunch. It's lunchtime. We need to keep eating so our asses stay nice and 550 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,800 fat. 551 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,820 Oh, we're also here on business. Private business in our own time. 552 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,000 For those willing to pay us what we're worth. 553 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,560 This is a joke, right? 554 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,000 No. You're collecting money for Loretta. 555 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,040 And she's paying us the commission we're worth. 556 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,620 Well, whatever percentage of nothing you're getting still adds up to nothing. 557 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:04,879 Are you sure about that? 558 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,500 Yeah, I'm pretty sure, thanks, Kate. 559 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,380 Okay, well then you won't mind if we wait until you change your mind. 560 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,600 Wait as long as you want. It's still not going to happen. 561 00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:12,860 Fair enough. 562 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:14,360 Don't say you weren't warned. 563 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,620 About what? She's a good little girl. Yes, you are. Your mummy's a little 564 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:21,500 Yes, you are, my lucky. Are you going to get your rug to attack me? 565 00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:24,740 No, you wouldn't do that, would you, sweetheart? No. 566 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,940 But you know what they say, Jethro? That a dog's bark is worse than her bite. 567 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,120 Well, there are some things worse than a dog's bite, Jethro. Yeah, I appreciate 568 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,120 that. 569 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:35,420 Sweetheart. 570 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,760 Oh, Jesus Christ, what's that? 571 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,580 That is lucky. 572 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,180 Oh, shit. 573 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,560 What's wrong with it? Has it got a disease or something? No, I think it's a 574 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:49,560 complication with her bowel surgery. She leaks. Don't you, my little sweetheart? 575 00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:52,840 It seems to get worse when she's happy for some reason. You're like now. 576 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,320 I do, but it doesn't kind of bother me anymore because, you know, well, I'm 577 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,080 to it. I've been pregnant. You get all these mucus secretions. But with some 578 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,220 people, it just makes them want to puke. Aren't you a naughty, smelly dog? Get 579 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:05,420 out. No, you said we could stay. 580 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Excuse me. 581 00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:11,530 Oh, you wouldn't push past a pregnant woman, would you? Oh, you could give us 582 00:30:11,530 --> 00:30:13,190 Loretta's money. That might work. 583 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:19,390 Oh, my sweetheart, aren't you just good? I love you. Mummy loves you so much. 584 00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:21,630 A cheque? 585 00:30:21,910 --> 00:30:23,210 He didn't have the cash on him. 586 00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:26,330 Well, it's a cheque made out to cash. What's your problem? 587 00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:29,610 It's a death row cheque. He's probably cancelled it by now. Oh, no, he knows 588 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:30,990 what'll happen if he tries that shit on us. 589 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:32,290 It'll clear. You'll see. 590 00:30:32,930 --> 00:30:35,350 Well, death row never pays up. What are you going to do to him? 591 00:30:36,410 --> 00:30:37,410 Trade secret. 592 00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:39,850 But it's the same thing we'll do to you if you try to stiff us on the 593 00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:42,730 commission. Trust us, you don't want to find out the hard way. Well, you'll get 594 00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:44,390 your commission when the check clears. 595 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:45,670 It'll clear. 596 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,250 Shit. 597 00:30:47,870 --> 00:30:51,850 If you guys can prize money out of Jethro, there is a big future for you in 598 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,210 debt collection game. We know. 599 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:56,770 Now say thank you when the check clears. 600 00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:02,330 Oh, I hate this place. I hate it with a passion. 601 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:05,790 I know. It's a reminder how when nothing happens... Oh, I just want to scream! 602 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,340 so something happens. 603 00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:10,080 You scream all you want. You stay out of other people's lives. 604 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,320 I get it. 605 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,560 I do. 606 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,160 You promise me? 607 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:18,300 Yeah, I promise. 608 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,600 I miss you, Mrs. West. 609 00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:23,980 I miss you too. 610 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,660 Let's get you out of here. 611 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,140 I hope so. 612 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,020 I hope so. 613 00:31:36,110 --> 00:31:38,710 away from me. I'm really sorry about getting you in the shit yesterday. 614 00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:40,690 I kind of lost today. 615 00:31:41,010 --> 00:31:42,010 Apology accepted. 616 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:43,650 You were right about Brock. 617 00:31:43,950 --> 00:31:44,950 Great, now piss off. 618 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:46,970 Oh, shit. 619 00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:48,150 Hey, Cheryl. 620 00:31:48,390 --> 00:31:51,230 Mary. I'm going to tell my lawyer the truth about the drugs. 621 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:55,110 I know where he cooks, so that could help. 622 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,730 Mary reckons I'll walk, eh? 623 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:04,130 Did I, um, did I miss something here? 624 00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:06,260 I guess. 625 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:15,920 Stay away from me! 626 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,420 Well, 627 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,169 we'll be back. 628 00:32:30,170 --> 00:32:32,430 to Mary's cell and she was real supportive. 629 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,370 She even offered to have Shayla's legs broken for me. 630 00:32:35,790 --> 00:32:40,210 And then I started to cry and Mary was real sweet. 631 00:32:42,110 --> 00:32:44,270 What happened to the whole bully routine then? 632 00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:46,470 Well, Mary's not really good at meeting new people. 633 00:32:46,810 --> 00:32:47,810 Yeah, I'm shy, eh? 634 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:49,270 Not anymore. 635 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:54,810 Ah, fuck me. 636 00:32:55,010 --> 00:32:56,550 Not an instruction, by the way. 637 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:02,880 I can't wait to be there when Brocky and you change teams. 638 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,200 Next time you visit, we get to show them. 639 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:08,240 Should be quite a show. 640 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,520 Yeah. 641 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,800 Yeah, it could be. 642 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,880 Did you actually read it? 643 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:18,700 Didn't understand half of it. 644 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,180 It'll make sense to the judge. 645 00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:24,640 So, you stand there. Do not speak unless spoken to. 646 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,440 I can do that. 647 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,140 But I need a favour. 648 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:35,280 No, no, and you can't case clients. Oh, not that kind of favour. A more bending 649 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,160 -the -rules kind of favour. You can do that, can't you? 650 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,580 Don't say anything. 651 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:43,400 You understand me? And empty your pockets of all your dope, because the 652 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,200 thing we need is some drug dog going crazy because you two walked in. 653 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,280 They have drug dogs at court. 654 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,780 Doesn't matter. Just do it. OK? 655 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:53,640 I can't really see Cheryl as one who would seek her pleasure down in Tuna 656 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:54,980 Oh, I can. 657 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,260 You said porn couldn't be thought -provoking, eh? 658 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,520 To prison vixens on hate. Prison vixens on hate. 659 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,060 God's sake, can you give the mum as a lesbian thing a rest? She's about as 660 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:05,060 of a lesbian as I am. 661 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,100 There's something else to think about. 662 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,500 Well, you don't get much mother and daughter porn these days. 663 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,000 Ladies, I thought you would have brought us our money by now. 664 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:18,739 Oh, maybe I haven't cashed the check. 665 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:21,800 I think we all know you went straight to the bank with it. Maybe Jethro 666 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,580 cancelled it. Come on, Loretta, don't get this too nasty. Just kidding. 667 00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:46,949 Morning, ladies. 668 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,340 Sure did. It was the same deal you were talking about. But Jethro is a wanker 669 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:12,160 and he said you had fat asses. I would never say that. Yeah, but he apologised. 670 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:14,780 But he didn't mean it. Yeah, but it was what he said afterwards that was really 671 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,780 important. 672 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,200 See, the way I see it, with me in the background and you two out front with 673 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:26,280 talent, we could be like the Charlie's Angels of deck collecting. 674 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,080 I could be Farrah. God rest your soul. Why can't I be Farrah? Because you're 675 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,580 blonde. Yeah, but there were no polyangels. Lucy Lou. 676 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 She's an Asian. 677 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:36,140 What about Jacqueline Smith? 678 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,300 She's brunette. 679 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:45,020 He bought you off with Charlie's dumbass angel. 680 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,000 You've got a better offer? Yeah, and don't say some obscure French uncle. 681 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:51,000 Charlie's angel's rules. Yeah, the original. No, the movie was okay. 682 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,440 Okay, 683 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,538 Ted, two rules. 684 00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:58,400 Don't lose Jane and no watching porn with her. Okay, okay. 685 00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:01,480 No, everyone's as ready as they'll ever be, even better. 686 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:02,900 Okay, let's do this. 687 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,080 And I'm sorry if I made things worse. 688 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,100 You know, your mother's daughter comes with the territory. 689 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,620 Vodka times a muff, darling. 690 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,000 Oh, she's hot. 691 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,840 But not as hot as mother much are. 692 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,440 Have you nailed her yet, Bert? 693 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:31,620 No, he's been real busy. But when this is all over, I'm going to... Tyrone! 694 00:36:35,370 --> 00:36:37,590 God, you'd think she'd at least wear something nice for the judge. 695 00:36:38,410 --> 00:36:39,410 Baby. 696 00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:43,030 Oh, Roy. 697 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:45,110 Truly the look of the Lebanese. 698 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:46,490 All rise for his honour. 699 00:36:57,930 --> 00:36:59,590 You may proceed, Ernest Wilson. 700 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:03,630 Your Honour, in the matter of the Crown and Cheryl Marie West, we seek to vacate 701 00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:07,210 my client's plea of guilty on the grounds there's been a serious 702 00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:09,350 justice. You've received my submission. 703 00:37:09,590 --> 00:37:12,550 Yes, Miss Wilson, and I have one or two questions. 704 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:14,370 Certainly, Your Honour. 705 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:17,570 On page four, you raise Atkins and police. 706 00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:20,810 How is this relevant to the matter? 707 00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:25,570 My client appeared for a bail hearing, and at this time no plea was called for. 708 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:34,360 and the appeal court decided the defendant's ignorance was a key factor. 709 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,160 counsel was remiss in not warning his client, this is the latest precedent, 710 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,440 if you refer to that on his ruling, you'll see... Yes, yes, I have it here. 711 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,360 So what does this mean? Is this a yes or a no? 712 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,640 I don't know. 713 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:46,100 All right. 714 00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:54,620 Considering this, and your own presentations on the matter, I'm 715 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:55,620 grant your application. 716 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,100 Yes! 717 00:37:58,370 --> 00:38:04,090 The defendant's plea will be set aside, and you will be notified of a date for 718 00:38:04,090 --> 00:38:05,090 hearing the matter. 719 00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,210 Thank you, Your Honour. 720 00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:07,430 All right. 721 00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:09,650 Was that it? 722 00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:12,310 We went? Yes, we did. 723 00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:13,029 We did. 724 00:38:13,030 --> 00:38:14,790 Does this mean they're going to let her out? 725 00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:16,290 Not quite. See you soon, Susan. 726 00:38:16,810 --> 00:38:17,810 Bye. 727 00:38:18,070 --> 00:38:19,210 See you soon. See you soon. 728 00:38:27,210 --> 00:38:28,210 We'll only be a few minutes. 729 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:31,690 Bring the stuff? 730 00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:33,050 We did it. 731 00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:35,230 Did you bring what I asked you to? 732 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,610 Nothing any good lawyer wouldn't do for her clients. 733 00:38:40,370 --> 00:38:41,370 Good girl. 734 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:45,570 Come on, you can give me a hand. 735 00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:51,650 I'm not so good at this. I'm not so good at this. I'm not so good at this. I'm 736 00:38:51,650 --> 00:38:52,348 not so good at this. 737 00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:53,550 I'm not so good at this. 738 00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:02,910 Did you say mum? 739 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:05,629 Yes, I did. 740 00:39:05,630 --> 00:39:08,310 Oh, she must be so much happier now. You could say that. 741 00:39:11,050 --> 00:39:13,810 Everyone's invited themselves over for a roast to celebrate your victory. 742 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:19,010 I was going to do pork, but I've decided to slaughter and roast head and feet. 743 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,900 Jesus, Cheryl, I thought you'd given this up. 744 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,200 No, no, it's all good. 745 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,760 Actually, Ted, you'll like this next bit. It's right up your alley. 746 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:40,420 What's that? 747 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:42,760 I've got a surprise for you. 748 00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:48,900 What are 749 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:50,840 you doing? 750 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:52,220 Come on, do it. 751 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:13,940 Wait, there's more. 752 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,720 You're welcome from Betch. 753 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:52,640 Never happens when I'm visiting. You never visit. 754 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,120 I'm bloody starting now. 755 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:56,420 Somehow I think that was just a one -time deal. 756 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,020 I knew you bloody wouldn't let me down. 757 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,540 I'm just off to the loo. 758 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:35,860 Oh, hi. 759 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,740 Well, I like the songs these aggles just want to have fun. 760 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:46,340 I have some good news and some bad news, Cheryl. 761 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,520 I thought about your point on breakfast spreads, and from now on we'll be 762 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,600 providing a wider variety. 763 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:54,980 Honey, jam, peanut butter, crunchy and smooth. 764 00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:00,950 I take it that's the good news. 765 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:02,810 Oh, yes. 766 00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:04,530 President Vixen's on heat! 767 00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:07,590 And the heat vixen is the shithot lawyer. 768 00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:08,930 That's yeah. 769 00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:10,450 Now all you've got to do is get her off. 770 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,070 Oh, it'll happen. 771 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,770 All in good time. 772 00:42:14,650 --> 00:42:18,490 Hey, Mr. Judge, take us again through the events of your most educational 773 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,170 Now, was there any gash on display? 774 00:42:23,890 --> 00:42:25,090 Gash, gash, gash. 775 00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:26,850 Press residence. 776 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,170 Hi, Wayne. 777 00:42:28,570 --> 00:42:29,348 Hey, Cheryl. 778 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:31,890 Mum! Tell her we were just talking about her. 779 00:42:32,310 --> 00:42:33,310 Guess where I am? 780 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:36,610 Safely in your cell while I'm stuck here with these useless bastards. 781 00:42:39,970 --> 00:42:41,230 Oh, in Christchurch. 782 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:43,210 Why the hell are you in Christchurch? 783 00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:46,270 They flew me down this afternoon. 784 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:47,930 Why the hell would they do that? 785 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:49,750 Has Mum escaped? 786 00:42:51,550 --> 00:42:52,930 I don't know, they just did. 787 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:56,650 They can't send you to Christchurch just because she organised an orgy. 788 00:42:57,190 --> 00:42:58,190 Actually, they can. 789 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:00,570 They can send her anywhere they like. 790 00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:04,910 You told me to keep my head down. And I didn't. 791 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,010 So now I'm in fucking crisis.